Damn you to hell gay marriage! Damn you to hell!
Richmond, Virginia -- November 27, 2006
First it was Britney Spears' first marriage to her childhood friend Jason Allen Alexander, then it was Britney Spears' second marriage to man-slut Kevin Federline.
Now today it was revealed that yet another normal heterosexual marriage has been destroyed by gay marriage: Pamela Anderson and Robert Ritchie (aka "Kid Rock") have both filed for divorce after less than four months of connubial bliss. Apparently they both cited "irreconcilable differences," which as we all know is "politically correct" code for "too much gay marriage in the world."
Pamela Anderson: another innocent victim of the homosexual agenda
Thanks a lot Massachusetts, Vermont and New Jersey. Once again, by legalizing gay marriage and granting ordinary Americans ordinary civil rights, you have so completely cheapened the institution of marriage that it could not help but destroy the normal, stable loving bond of a God-fearing heterosexual couple like Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock.
Damn you to hell gay marriage! Damn you to hell!
First it was Britney Spears' first marriage to her childhood friend Jason Allen Alexander, then it was Britney Spears' second marriage to man-slut Kevin Federline.
Now today it was revealed that yet another normal heterosexual marriage has been destroyed by gay marriage: Pamela Anderson and Robert Ritchie (aka "Kid Rock") have both filed for divorce after less than four months of connubial bliss. Apparently they both cited "irreconcilable differences," which as we all know is "politically correct" code for "too much gay marriage in the world."
Pamela Anderson: another innocent victim of the homosexual agendaThanks a lot Massachusetts, Vermont and New Jersey. Once again, by legalizing gay marriage and granting ordinary Americans ordinary civil rights, you have so completely cheapened the institution of marriage that it could not help but destroy the normal, stable loving bond of a God-fearing heterosexual couple like Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock.
Damn you to hell gay marriage! Damn you to hell!
Labels: Britney Spears, Richmond Virginia
7 Comments:
JC,
That would be Kevin Federline, hence the 'KFed' nickname.
I also wanted to let you know that it was great to see you on Friday. I want to keep in touch, if you don't mind.
Hope you are well.
Gad, sorry for the typo; it is of course "Kevin," not "Jason." That's what I get for "blogging with beer."
I enjoyed meeting both you and Kathy and I hope we will all stay in touch.
Hahahaha, nice. I had to restrain myself from blogging about this today, actually, I'm glad you put it up. Additionally, Britney Spears thinks that after making her plans for divorce public, a good way to better herself afterwards is by drinking with Paris Hilton. A LOT.
Awesome.
Nice!! :-)
Now Fed-Ex.
"Thanks a lot Massachusetts, Vermont and New Jersey." No Las Vegas (NV)?
Also, don't forget gay marriage killed Jen and Brad's relationship. Or was it some sl#t that did that?
Thank God even for those dysfunctional "hetero" marriages and couplings...or none of us would be here.
And on the topic of gay marriage, check this out.
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